I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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