I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
even my farts smell like vagina
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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