One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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