There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my being single is dangerous.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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