I think I am morally bankrupt
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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