when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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