Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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