i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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