yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
