If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my poor anus
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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