he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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