How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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