no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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