Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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