He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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