What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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