i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I deserve this hangover.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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