the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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