I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just got carded by a ten year old.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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