im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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