at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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