Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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