Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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