Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Terrible idea I love it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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