I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
