No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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