I think I died a long time ago.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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