i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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