Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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