i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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