I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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