I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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