i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i've created a new STD.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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