And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
