Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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