Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This is my gift to your gina
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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