dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
