what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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