Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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