Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
