Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i out mim tonsoeep
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