i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
