Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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