I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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