I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I party with great urgency now.
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