I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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