If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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