And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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