I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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