dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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