We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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