Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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